Speak, Pray, Cook – Day 6 (Ecumenism and Italian Jokes)

My blog title today refers to two separate things. Not that Italians are joking about ecumenism!

Before I get into the two topics in the title, a quick note about my Italian classes. Since classes change just about every week at my school, we had to say good-bye to three of my classmates today. Someone snatched a photo of the women from my class. Here we are: (from left to right, the German lady, me, the Australian girl, my Italian teacher, and the Swiss lady).

The ladies in my Italian class

The ladies in my Italian class

After class, I grabbed some gelato at a place that my Polish friend Ela recommended yesterday.

Strawberry and dark chocolate gelato

Strawberry and dark chocolate gelato

Then I headed back to the apartment for a short break. It had occurred to me that I’m almost halfway through my adventure, and I still haven’t seen some major sites, like Castel Sant’Angelo. I decided it was time to make a list of the remaining places to visit. By 3:00, I was ready to head back out again for the “ecumenical” part of my day.

I hopped on a bus and headed fairly far southeast of my apartment. First stop was the Protestant Cemetery, where the English poets John Keats and Percy Bysshe Shelley are buried. In Italian, the name of the cemetery is “Cimitero Acattolico,” which if we were to translate literally would be something like “not Catholic.” Kind of funny.

Protestant Cemetary

Protestant Cemetary

Keats is buried in a quiet corner of the cemetery.

John Keats

John Keats

Shelley is in the much more crowded section, way up at the top of a hill.

Shelley

Shelley

The cemetery is a beautiful spot and a nice break from the busyness of the city.

A 10-15 minute walk up some steep hills brought me to the Catholic part of my ecumenical afternoon. I visited the Piazza of the Knights of Malta. Some of you may know that I have started the application to become a Dame of Malta next year. In the piazza is the Order’s magistral villa.

Magistral Villa for the Order of Malta

Magistral Villa for the Order of Malta

Through the keyhole of the door, you can see into the gardens.

Keyhole

Keyhole

I couldn’t get my camera to focus really well, but if you look through the keyhole, you can see the dome of St. Peter’s perfectly framed through the trees in the garden. Cool fact: The Order of Malta is sovereign, so when you look through the keyhole, you are seeing three sovereign entities as the same time: the Order of Malta, Rome, and the Vatican.

I tried several times to get this photo to work. Just trust me that St. Peter's dome really is framed perfectly between these trees.

I tried several times to get this photo to work. Just trust me that St. Peter’s dome really is framed perfectly between these trees.

After that I visited two basilicas that are really close to each other.

San Alessio, where they were getting ready for a wedding:

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Santa Sabina:

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Then I headed back to school for a special evening class on the history of Italy’s unification. Again, it was all in Italian so I understood only pieces of it.

After that, I headed out for dinner and ended up at a wine bar, where I had some delicious pizza and wine. I put some Italian to use here, too. I think the waiter only said one thing to me in English, but I answered in Italian, so he used only Italian after that. πŸ™‚

The table was along one of those cutesy narrow Roman roads, so I got to spend an hour people watching as I ate. When I was ready to go, I asked for “Il conto, per favore.” The waiter responded, “Certo!” (Certainly) However, he didn’t bring me the bill right away. Instead, he returned after a few minutes with a plate of biscotti and some limoncello. Perfetto! Okay, Mr. Waiter, I guess you can persuade me to sit her for another half hour while I enjoy my dessert! (Which was free, by the way!)

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After dinner, I went to St. Peter’s again. I sat around the obelisk and sipped from my water bottle as I watched the sun set. It occurred to me that I was doing what Elizabeth Gilbert had discussed in Eat, Pray, Love; namely, what the Italians call “il bel far niente.” (The beauty of doing nothing.)

Oh, but wait, I promised you Italian jokes!

The first happened near the Order of Malta. Nearby is a gift shop run by the Benedictines. I almost didn’t go in. It was a little out of the way, in a spot I wasn’t entirely sure I was supposed to enter. But something drew me near (God’s grace?) and I found in the gift shop something I’ve been looking for for a friend for a few days now. Good thing I stopped in or I might never have found it.

Anyway, the shop owner spoke to me only in Italian. At first, he was with some other customers and he said something to me about needing something. I think he needed to show the other customers something outside the shop because the three of them all walked out.

By the time he returned, I had found what I needed for my friend, plus another item. I stood waiting at the counter when he returned, and he said, “Prego,” and gave me a rather apologetic smile. I held up one item unsure of its price.

Me: Questo e cinque? (This is five?)
Him: Si.
Me: Questo e cinque anche? (This is five, too?)
Him: Si. (Then he laughed.) Tutti e cinque! (Everything is five!)

He waved his hand around the store, and I laughed with him, realizing I may have just enjoyed my first real, spontaneous joke in Italian.

The second joke came at the wine bar where I had dinner. The waiter’s shirts had the following written on the back:

La birra costa meno della benzina. Invece di guidare, bevi!

Yay, my second Italian joke of the day! The beer costs less than gas. Instead of driving, drink!

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Speak, Pray, Cook – Day 5 (Channeling Audrey Hepburn)

I did not realize at first that there are actually several Level 2 classes and books at the school. Another student pointed out the sequence of letters and numbers under the words “Livello 2” on our books. So we’ve been working in Book A2/N3. Today, the teacher moved us into a new book, A2/N4. We hadn’t finished the last lesson in the previous book, and then she jumped us into lesson 3 in this next book! Yikes, we’re moving fast.

After class, I decided to visit a gelato place recommended by a friend of mine from back home. Along the way, I decided to see if a couple churches were open.

First up was Santa Maria dell’Anime. That’s right, another Mary church! This one, however, is the official German church in Rome.

Santa Maria dell'Anime

Santa Maria dell’Anime

According to my guide book, it was supposed to be closed, but the door was still open, and a family walked in, so I just followed them. It was a beautiful church. Not as huge as some of the others in Rome, but still very pretty. Standing in front of the altar, I was suddenly overwhelmed with the beauty of it all. I’m not sure if it was just the appearance of the church (there are so many pretty ones in Rome!) or if it was the beauty of realizing once again the universality of the Catholic faith. Here I was standing in Rome in a German church. Recalling my high school German, I offered up an Our Father “auf Deutsch,” stumbling only a little over the words at the end. I’m sure Frau Meyer would’ve been proud nonetheless.

Interior of Santa Maria dell'Anime

Interior of Santa Maria dell’Anime

It occurred to me that I was having one of those encounters with God that I read about last night in Father James Martin’s The Jesuit Guide to (Almost) Everything. Fr. Martin talks about how God meets us where we are, in ways that we know how to encounter him. I guess since I’m a lover of languages, God met me there, in a church where I could’ve walked up to the guy at the entrance and spoken to him in three different languages (German, Italian, and English), and he probably would’ve understood all of them. And even if he didn’t understand me, we would still have the universal language of our faith to bind us.

Unfortunately, I could not stay long as they really were closing up for the afternoon. As the guy was ushering me out, I wanted to take a quick photo first. Which language to use to ask for permission?

German? Darf ich einen Foto nehmen?
Italian? Posso fare una foto?
English? May I take a photo?

When I turned to the guy, Italian came out naturally. He nodded his assent, and I snapped a quick photo before heading back out into the Italian sunshine, marveling yet again at the blessings I’ve received on this trip.

The second attempt to visit a church was not as successful. San Luigi dei Francesi (the French church in Rome) was already closed for their lunch break. Again, I marveled at the universality of our faith. A French church just steps from the German one. And again, I had to laugh at how God meets us where we are. Of course, he didn’t keep the French church open for me–I don’t speak French! But he did keep the German church open for me!

Finally, it was time to find “una geletaria” recommended by my friend. It wasn’t far from the churches but nestled into some narrow streets in Rome. I worried a bit about finding it, but it has its name in giant letters out front: GIOLITTI.

The place was busy, so I watched the operation for a bit and mused over the many flavors. You had to pay for your ice cream first at the cashier, then take your receipt to the gelato counter. For 2.50 Euro, you get a “small,” which actually includes two flavors of ice cream and whipped cream on top. The guy behind the counter gave a lot of instructions for people in basic English. They were not getting the idea of picking two flavors, and he was getting annoyed.

When my turn came, I had my order choice all ready.

Me: Limoncello e melone. (Limoncello and melon)
Gelato Guy: Perfetto. (Perfect!)

I’m not sure if he was complimenting my Italian pronunciation, my choice of flavors, or simply the fact that I understood I was to get two flavors. Either way, I was pleased when he asked me in Italian if I wanted whipped cream on top instead of just asking in English like he did for everyone else. I, of course, responded, “Si!”

Perfetto!

Perfetto!

I took my cone outside and stood near a shop window looking at some expensive Italian shoes while licking my gelato. I smiled when I caught my reflection in the window. I had inadvertantly been channeling Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. There I was with my hair pulled up in a bun, giant sunglasses on my face, an ice cream cone in my hand, and looking wistfully in the window of an expensive shop. All I needed was a black dress and some fake pearls! And of course, someone to snap my photo to capture the moment.

As I headed back to the apartment, I crossed over Ponte Sant’Angelo while a film crew was shooting a scene on the bridge. I may have ended up as an extra in that scene, so I guess today was really my movie star day!

After some rosary shopping and grocery shopping (and yay for me, I figured out how to get the sticker to put on the fruit this time!), I headed home for a short rest and to recharge the phone.

At 5:00 P.M. I headed back to school to meet my new Polish friend Ela for a special pronunciation class. (Side note: Why is it I make Polish friends when I visit Rome?) After class, Ela showed me her favorite gelato spot near the school and then we wandered for a bit until we found a nice place for dinner. It was your typical cute Italian restaurant with outdoor seating right along the street, perfect for people watching. After we sat down, I looked across the street and realized we had picked the restaurant across the street from the German church I had visited that afternoon! God seems insistent of reminding me of His presence on this trip.

In typical Roman style, Ela and I chatted for a few hours after dinner, and the waiter let us sit there. We had to ask for the bill, which is totally typical in Rome. Once you have a table, it’s rather assumed that it’s yours for the night.

On my walk home, I passed St. Peter’s again. It really is quite magnificent at night.

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Speak, Pray, Cook – Day 4 (A Bus, a Train, and Two Mary’s)

Although this is my third time in Rome, I’ve only taken public transportation once before in this city. It was back in 2001 when my younger brother, my friend and I came on a tour. We arrived fairly early in the day, so we had several hours to kill before meeting up with our group for the welcome dinner. Why not go out and explore the city? According to our maps, the Colosseum didn’t look too far away.

Well, our maps were not the best, and if you’ve ever been to Rome, you know the streets aren’t nice and linear like they are in Chicago. So finding the Colosseum took a lot longer than we thought. By the time we got there, we had to turn around and head back. Somehow we got very lost–like couldn’t-find-ourselves-on-the-map kind of lost. We had the address of the hotel, but no one we asked spoke much English or even recognized our hotel’s name or street. I was beginning to think our hotel was imaginary.

Finally, we met a man who, although he didn’t speak English, took pity on three young Americans, got out a Metro map, and pointed out what routes to take. We had gotten so far from the hotel that we had to take one Metro line into the center of town (Termini) and then the other line back out in a different direction.

So far on this trip, I’ve been able to walk everywhere, but I wanted to see some churches farther east of my comfortable walking zone, so it was time to hit the bus. And I was determined not to get so lost this time!

In Rome, you buy bus tickets at newspaper stands or tobacco shops (yes, smoking is extremely prevalent here; even my sixty-something-year-old landlady/roommate Marcella likes a Cuban cigar now and then). So I bought one ticket (1.50 Euro) after class today. (By the way, today’s class was on reflexive pronouns. Being an English teacher sure does come in handy when learning a foreign language!)

The bus lines seem as confusing to me as the streets. Since there are no real straight thoroughfares through town, the buses weave all over the place, making it hard to remember what bus goes where.

Thankfully, I happened upon a little app that is making it much easier for me. The app is called Moovit. You tell it where you want to go, and it tells you what forms of public transportation you can take, including what time the next bus or train will arrive.

For example, from school today, I wanted to visit the Basilica of Santa Maria degli Angeli (St. Mary of the Angels). It found my current location and then found the basilica after I typed in the name. It told me to walk to Piazza Chiasa Nuova (the square in front of the church next to the school), take bus 64 (and it gave me its approximate arrival time), how many stops to ride it, and what stop to get off. Plus how many more meters I would have to walk to get to the church. It even shows you a map while you are moving with an avatar-style icon (I chose the Italian girl avatar naturally) that follows you down the street. So I was able to watch my progress as I was riding the bus.

Santa Maria degli Angeli

I was surprised by how big and open this church was. It was built in the 1500s inside of some old Roman baths. The outside has been kept relatively simple.

Santa Maria degli Angeli

Santa Maria degli Angeli

The inside, however, was designed by Michelangelo. It’s in the shape of a giant Greek cross. In other words, the four sides of the cross are about equal in size. The church has many beautiful angel statues and paintings.

The main altar at Santa Maria degli Angeli

The main altar at Santa Maria degli Angeli

An angel greets you with holy water

An angel greets you with holy water

Another cool feature is the meridian line that was added to the church floor. At the right time of day (solar noon), the sunlight enters through a small window and falls on the floor, marking the time of the year.

The meridian line

The meridian line

After visiting this basilica, I decided to hit one more “Mary church.” This one was only a short walk away.

Santa Maria Maggiore

I had visited this church on my pilgrimage last April, but since it was so close and I still had a bit of time before my bus ticket expired (you got 100 minutes to ride as many buses as you want, plus one Metro ride), I decided to make a quick stop.

A slightly less crowded Santa Maria Maggiore

A slightly less crowded Santa Maria Maggiore

This is the church Pope Francis visits when he says he’s going to “go to the Madonna.” To the left of the main altar is a side chapel with a picture of the Blessed Mother above the chapel’s altar. This is where Pope Francis has prayed and left flowers for Mary. In April, we couldn’t get into this chapel because there was a mass going on, but today I was able to go in and pray a few decades of the rosary.

I would have liked to have stayed longer, but my bus ticket was running out of time and my phone was running out of battery (and I really needed that Moovit app to figure out how to get back home. Seriously, I don’t remember how we traveled before smart phones!)

Moovit told me to take the Metro; in other words, it was time to return to the subway train system I had first visited thirteen years ago. A short walk brought me to the Metro, and six stops later, I was a five-minute walk from my apartment.

In the evening, I attended the school’s free guided tour. The tour guide talked solely in Italian so I only understood about 10% at best, but it was a lovely night to walk around Rome.

We got to see Sant’Andrea della Valle, which is the church I got to lector in on the first night of my pilgrimage last April. It’s funny how you can notice things the second time that you didn’t see the first. For example, there’s an angel statue on the left top portion of the church, but there’s no matching angel on the right. I could understand enough of what the tour guide was saying to know she was talking about the missing angel, but I’m not exactly sure what happened. I think the Pope or whoever was commissioning the exterior construction didn’t like it so the second angel wasn’t added.

Sant'Andrea della Valle

Sant’Andrea della Valle

Also, inside the church, there was a mirror on a table so that you can study the artwork on the ceiling and in the cupola (dome) without having to strain your neck. Not sure if I just missed this last time or if it wasn’t there then.

Interior of Sant'Andrea della Valle

Interior of Sant’Andrea della Valle

Then we walked down the street as the tour guide pointed out a few more spots. Our walk ended at Largo di Torre Argentina, which I can best describe as the ruins where all the cats hang out. In the 1920s, the ruins of four temples were discovered here. They have now been fenced off and preserved, and a number of stray cats call it home.

Lago del Torre Argentina

Largo del Torre Argentina

For a somewhat late-night dinner (but really normal time by Rome standards), I took Marcella’s suggestion and went to a sandwich shop for un panino. Marcella swore they were some of the best panini at good prices (“economico”).

Marcella was right. This was one of the best sandwiches I ever had. And no, bird, you're not getting any.

Marcella was right. This was one of the best sandwiches I ever had. And no, bird, you’re not getting any.

When I found the place, I had to laugh. It’s called “Dal Papa” and is only a couple doors down from Ris Cafe where some of my pilgrimage buddies and I had drinks after dinner one night.

"Dal Papa" on the left;  the "famous" Ris Cafe on the right.

“Dal Papa” on the left; the “famous” Ris Cafe on the right.

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Speak, Pray, Cook – Day 3 (A Rainy Start Leads to a Great Finish)

Jet lag seems to be getting worse with age. Even two years ago, when I traveled with a friend to the U.K., the jet lag didn’t seem so bad. However, my pilgrimage last April and this return trip to Rome seem to be a different story. Last night, it took a long time for me to fall asleep again, and of course, I was dead asleep when the alarm went off at 7:30.

Since this was my second day of class, I had a full class session instead of a partial class like yesterday. When I walked into my level 2 class at 10:30 yesterday after receiving my placement, I was walking into a classroom that was already in session. Only the French guy and I were new. Everyone else in this class has been here for a while.

What I also failed to mention yesterday is that we’re on “lezione sette” (lesson 7) of the Level 2 book. In other words, they didn’t just put me in Level 2. They stuck me in the middle of the second level. I told the teacher today that listening is very hard for me, and she replied (or at least I think this is what she said) that I spoke very well and with the time in class and a roommate that only speaks Italian, I will get used to it. I hope so!

Yesterday, after class, I had a funny little conversation with the woman from Germany. It was a weird mixture of Italian, English, and German (which I studied in high school). Our conversation went something like this:

Me: Sei di Germania? (Italian for “You are from Germany?”)
Her: Si.
Me: Sie sprechen Deutsch? (German for “You speak German?”)
Her: Ja.
Me: Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch aber ich weiss nicht ob mein Deutsch ist besser als mein italianische? (My bad German translation for, “I speak a little German but I don’t know if my German is better than my Italian.)
Her: You speak Italian well. (I can’t remember what language she said it in, but I understood that’s what she meant.) Then she asked in Italian (I think?) how long I was staying.
Me: Due settimane. (Italian for “two weeks”) Und sie? (German for “And you?”)
Her: Funf wochen. (German for “Five weeks”)
But I had a little trouble hearing her, so she said, “Five weeks” in English.
Me: Oh, you speak a little English, too.
Her: Yes.
Worn out by my multilingual experience, I closed with the Italian “A domani.” (Until tomorrow.)
Her: A domani.

Today we spoke again, but mostly in English. The funny thing is that I found myself speaking English very slowly. Not sure if that was out of consideration for her, my sleepiness, or if I’m already forgetting my mother tongue!

Rain ruined my plans for the afternoon. I was planning on heading out to San Crispino, the gelato place mentioned in Eat, Pray, Love, but it was raining pretty hard when class got out, and it was too far of a walk to do in the cold rain. I tried to duck back into Chiesa Nuova again to wait out the rain, but it’s closed from noon until 4:00 or something like that. It appears a good number of churches close for a “siesta” in the afternoon, so that will alter some of my plans for the upcoming days.

The rain also ruined my lunch plans. I couldn’t even enter a sandwich shop because of it. The guy yelled at me (first in Italian and then in English) about bringing an umbrella in. (“No umbrella out!”) My umbrella was closed so I’m not sure what he expected me to do. Put my soaking wet umbrella in my bag? I also noticed his shop was empty, so maybe he was just a crank.

Back at the apartment, I had some of the food I bought yesterday. No need for a big lunch anyway. Tonight was a dinner for the students at the school. I had to pay for it separately, but it was a chance to talk (in Italian, of course) with other students.

Or at least, I thought it would be a chance to speak in Italian. While I did speak some Italian, it seems like all the students have at least some knowledge of English, and when they find out I’m an American, they are eager to practice. At dinner tonight, about 30 students from all different levels showed up. We met at the school, and before walking to the restaurant, the teacher had us introduce ourselves and what country we were from. Besides myself, the only other Americans were an elderly couple. (BTW, kudos to them for studying a language at their age!)

At dinner, I sat at a table with a guy from France, a woman from Germany, a girl from France, two young women from Russia, the Italian teacher, and a girl from Poland. The Russian girls spoke French so there were some French conversation, but mostly it was a mix of Italian and English. Eva, the Polish girl next to me, is just starting her Italian lessons, so she could offer little in Italian but was eager to try her English on me. I made sure to weave in a few Italian words so we could both practice.

We had a nice three-course meal:
-bruschetta and grilled zucchini for appetizers
-a choice of main courses (I had risotto con crema di scampi)
-un dolce (a dessert that I would guess was a semi-freddo [semi~frozen] because it was like ice cream on top of a very thin pineapple slice with some kind of sauce over it)

Overall, I had a good time talking with the students. Eva and I have made plans to meet each other again tomorrow for the next nightly “extra-curricular” activity planned by the school, which I believe is a guided tour of the neighborhood at night.

On the way home, I took a slight detour to capture evening photos of a couple old haunts. First, Castel Sant’Angelo at night:

I love how one of the angel statues from the bridge is silhouetted against the castle in this photo.

I love how one of the angel statues from the bridge is silhouetted against the castle in this photo.

And then a shot down Via della Conciliazione toward St. Peter’s:

St. Peter's at night

St. Peter’s at night

I’ve taken my ZzQuill, so hopefully, I’ll get some good sleep tonight.

A domani!

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Speak, Pray, Cook – Day 2 (The First Day of School)

Monday, July 21, 2014

I got up at 6:30 this morning after only six hours of sleep. Then I had the fun adventure of trying to figure out how my landlady’s shower works. No major problems, thankfully, but I do have to hit the button for the toilet with a bit of force.

Marcella made me coffee this morning. Despite my general dislike for coffee, I wasn’t about to turn down a free drink. She gave me a little espresso cup and then asked if I wanted milk (latte). Yes, please. There was a sugar bowl (zucchero), so I helped myself to that, too. Anything to help the coffee go down.

The walk to school takes me about twenty-five minutes and includes a beautiful view of St. Peter’s (as I cross Via di Conciliazione) and then a nice shot of Castel Sant’Angelo. The school doesn’t open until 8:30, and I arrived a bit early, so I had to spend 15 minutes out in the piazza with the other students. I think we were all wondering what other languages everyone else spoke, but none of us had the guts to approach anyone.

Once inside, they asked if I spoke Italian. I responded, “Soltanto un po.” (Only a bit.) Then they asked if I wanted to take the test. For a split second, I almost chickened out and just told them to put me in the beginner class. Luckily, curiosity won out over potential embarrassment, and I said I’d take the test.

The test had two parts. First, a written part that started off easy with questions about where you’re from and what’s your mother tongue. Then they got into harder questions that involved advanced grammar. By pages 3 and 4, I was completely lost.

After that, we were called for brief one-to-one conversational tests. Again, they used some basic questions to assess our speaking abilities. I felt I did okay because they were really normal get-to-know-you sort of questions. When the conversation test was finished, I was told to return to Room A (where the written test was given) at 10:30. That gave me a little over an hour of free time.

The school had given us coupons for a free cappuccino and croissant from a nearby cafe. So believe it or not, I had my second cup of coffee for the day. Hey, when in Rome . . . (besides, it was free!).

When in Rome . . .

When in Rome . . .

With still a half hour to spare, I headed next door to Chiesa Nuova, a church I didn’t get to visit on my pilgrimage in April. It’s a beautiful church, and a few minutes of prayer was exactly what I needed. After I’d been in my pew for a bit, I looked to my left and realized that I had seated myself near a painting of the Annunciation. At this point, I didn’t yet know what level Italian class I’d be put in, so the painting was a beautiful reminder to just “Let it be.” (Cue the Beatles song.)

The Annunciation (Let it be)

The Annunciation (Let it be)

When I returned to school, all of us new students were handed different books and sent to different classrooms. I looked down at my book and read the words “Livello 2.” Level 2? They’d actually put me in level 2? Well, I guess a full year’s worth of Rosetta Stone got me somewhere!

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The class was hard. I won’t lie. I think I only understood about one-third of what the teacher said. However, I could understand most of what was written in the book. Hopefully, this means I’ll survive.

There are seven other students in the class. They are all from different countries: a man from Korea, a 40-something woman from Austria, a 30-something woman from Germany, 20?-something man from England, a man from France (30?) who seems to know more Italian than the rest of us, a 40-ish woman from Switzerland, and a 20-something girl from Australia. I’m the only American.

Class got out at 12:15, so I headed out to visit a few other churches I didn’t get to see on my pilgrimage: Santa Maria Sopra Minerva (where St. Catherine of Siena’s body is kept) and the Church of St. Ignatius of Loyola, the founder of the Jesuits (and since I’m Jesuit-educated, that was pretty cool). Oh, and I also stopped for a little gelato for lunch. (Cherry gelato is a healthy lunch, right?)

St. Catherine of Siena at Santa Maria Sopra Minera

St. Catherine of Siena at Santa Maria Sopra Minera

The interior of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva

The interior of Santa Maria Sopra Minerva

By 3:30, I was exhausted. A half-hour walk brought me back to the apartment, where Marceella tried to chat me up some more. I asked her where I could find a “supermercato,” so I could buy a few groceries. We tried to use my map app on my iPad, but she was having some difficulty. In the end, she just walked me out to the balcony and began pointing down streets to different stores.

Before I could go shopping, however, I had another event at school, an “orientation” meeting. It was, like everything else at the school, almost entirely in Italian. I really don’t know how an absolute beginner would be able to get by. The teacher went over how to take the bus, where some major sites where, and the extra-curricular activities the school does at night. For example, tomorrow night, you can pay to go out for an Italian meal with other students from the school. I think I’ll do that, but I’m kind of dreading how much Italian I’ll have to keep trying to translate in my head. Auditory skills have never been my strong point.

After the meeting, I got pizza and a Coke. (I know, I know, how American! But I didn’t have any the last time I was here, and I needed a bit of caffeine.)

Before returning to the apartment for the night, I found one of Marcella’s supermarkets. Okay, I’ll admit I haven’t done any cooking so far here in my Speak, Pray, Cook adventure, but things are a little different than I first imagined since I’m in an actual Roman woman’s home. If I’d been in an apartment with other students, I’d just say,
“Hey, roomies, I’m cooking dinner tonight. Anybody want some?” But I feel like I’m intruding a bit in this woman’s home.

At least, I was able to do a little shopping, and I made only one grocery shopping faux pas. I had read that when purchasing produce in Italy to use the supplied gloves for picking up fruit lest a little old Italian woman come out and yell at you. So I managed to find the gloves and the bags. What I missed was that I was supposed to weigh the fruit and print out a little sticker with the price to put on the bag. The cashier guy had to run back to the produce section to do it for me. Oops! Guess it was obvious I was a foreigner. Oh no shopping bags there either, so I just jammed all my stuff into my tote bag.

What did I buy?
-two bottles of fruit juice
-four cartons of yogurt
-two nectarines
-some cookies
-a bag of pre-popped popcorn

That’s a well-balanced diet, right? I figured for my first try at grocery shopping, it was enough to handle.

When I returned home, Marcella wanted to chat some more, but I had a terrible time understanding her. All I wanted to do was finish my homework and rest. Basta italiano (enough Italian) for tonight!

A domani! (Until tomorrow!)

The interior of the Church of St. Ignatius of Loyola

The interior of the Church of St. Ignatius of Loyola

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Speak, Pray, Cook – Day 1 (Benvenuti a Roma!)

Sunday, July 20, 2014

I arrived in Rome at 9:00 a.m., about a half hour ahead of schedule. Thankfully, my lucky luggage also arrived. I had arranged for a taxi ahead of time, so I wouldn’t have to worry about trying to figure out public transportation while sleep deprived.

Since I was ahead of schedule, my driver wasn’t at the designated meeting spot (and it’s actually a sign in English that says “Meeting Point”). However, that gave me a minute to make sure my phone was working and I had internet service. Thanks be to God, I had both!

My driver was a pleasant man who told me right away he didn’t speak much English. I chickened out from saying I speak a little Italian. I was happy just to enjoy the quiet drive.

My apartment is in the very residential Prati neighborhood, north and a smidge east of Vatican City. According to one of my tour books, it’s where the “real” Romans live, so I guess I’m getting a taste of authentic Roman living.

My landlady, who is also my roommate, is a real Roman woman named Marcella. I’d guess she’s in her 50s. One of the first things she said to me is “Non parlo inglese.” (I don’t speak English.) Oh boy! And thus the fun began of trying to communicate with Marcella. She showed me around the apartment. I have a lovely little room with a twin bed, a wardrobe, and a desk. The best part is that I had prayed God would send me to an apartment with a balcony and look at what’s right off my room!

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At 11:45, I headed down the street to St. Peter’s and arrived just in time for Pope Francis to appear at the window for his Sunday Angelus. It was broiling hot in the piazza, temps in the 90s and the sun beating down mercilessly on us. Some of the brighter spectators had brought umbrellas with them to shield them from the sun. I was not one of those bright ones, and the sweat just rolled down my back.

Pope Francis is there, I swear! Just look carefully.

Pope Francis is there, I swear! Just look carefully.

As soon as it was over, I made a beeline for the entrance to St. Peter’s. Of course, I was not the only one with this idea, so the wait took about 15 minutes. Once inside, I had a little while to visit some old friends (Mary and Jesus in the Pieta and Saints John Paul II and John XXIII). Then I sat down at the Altar of St. Joseph for 1:00 p.m. mass. Although it was cooler in the church than in the piazza, it was still too hot for me to concentrate much on the priest’s homily in Italian.

The last time I was in St. Peter's, this tomb read "Blessed John Paul II." Now it says, "Saint John Paul II."

The last time I was in St. Peter’s, this tomb read “Blessed John Paul II.” Now it says, “Saint John Paul II.”

After mass, I walked around a bit and picked up a panino that became both a late lunch and an early dinner. This conversation I had mostly in Italian. The place was nearly deserted, and I think they were closing up for the night.

Me (looking pathetic and hungry and pointing): Un panino?
Guy at the counter (in perfect English): You want it toasted?
Me (refusing to give into English): Si.
(Guy throws the sandwich into a panini press.)
Me (still determined to stick with Italian): Quanto costa?
Guy (finally giving in to my Italian): Quattro cinquanta. (4.50)

Back at the apartment, I read through the first chapter of Father James Martin’s The Jesuit Guide to (Almost) Everything, which I think will be my spiritual reading for this trip (a.k.a. the “pray” part of Speak, Pray, Cook). I had to fight off sleep late in the afternoon, but I managed to stay awake.

Sadly, when it was actually time to sleep, I found myself wide awake! Ack! I hate jet leg. I finally fell asleep after midnight, but then woke up again due to the rainstorm outside.

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Plan E, Or How I Ended up in Rome Twice in One Year

When I first came to Rome in 2001, I thought it would probably be my only trip here. I figured that in a few years I’d get married, have kids, and thus have no time for cross-Atlantic travel. So how did I end up in Rome twice in one year? Well, besides the no husband and kids business, there’s still a long story behind my journey. As it often goes in life, this isn’t the way I planned it. But you know what they say: If you want to make God laugh, make plans, and at the rate I’m going, I’m keeping Him in stitches.

It all started out in the spring of 2013. I’d been at my current school district for six years, and apparently the seven-year itch had decided to settle in a year early. I wasn’t looking to change jobs entirely. I just needed a chance of pace. Enter . . .

PLAN A

I was going to live in Italy for a whole year! It would be great. I would finally master the Italian language, which I only knew a tiny bit of, and it would be totally different from the same old, same old. I’d live like a real Italian and savor “la dolce vita.”

According to my teaching contract, I’d be eligible to apply for a leave of absence after my seventh year. That meant that this coming school year (2014-2015) could be spent in Italy if my leave of absence were approved. I started looking into options for working/teaching in Italy for a year, but my enthusiasm quickly faded as I remembered my mother’s on-again-off-again health issues, which seemed to be more “on” than “off” lately. A year would be too long to be away. If something happened to her, and I couldn’t make it back in time, well . . . let’s just say that it was time for . . .

PLAN B

I’d go to Italy for the summer! Despite most people’s imaginings of teachers lolling around in the sun all summer, I’ve worked every single summer I’ve been a teacher. At first, it was out of complete necessity as I was working for peanuts in the Catholic schools. Now it’s more to fund my travel habit. And to be honest, teaching summer school still leaves me with afternoons for sun consumption and half the summer for travel.

For Plan B, I decided I would take the whole summer off and spend it in Italy. I started investigating cheap places to stay. Convents seemed the most likely option. I could definitely spend lots of time contemplating the next phase of my life. But then . . . would I end up speaking much Italian if I was shut up with the nuns in the convent praying? I started bouncing my plan off other people to get their thoughts, and the response I kept getting was, Why not take classes while you’re there? And that led me to . . .

PLAN C

I would take summer classes at Loyola University’s Rome campus! Now this was sounding like a plan. Their second summer session lasts for four weeks (basically all of July). You are required to take two classes, so I could take Italian and then an education-related class. Several of my coworkers had taken an educational philosophy class there and said that the professor did a great job of using Rome as a classroom. This sounded perfect. It was too late to sign up for classes for summer 2013, so I began to make plans for summer 2014. I went out and purchased the entire Rosetta Stone course in Italian with a goal of knowing enough Italian that they’d let me bypass Italian I and go right into Italian II.

Every day for six months I spent about an hour studying Italian. I announced to people that I would not be teaching summer school. I would be going to school in Italy instead!

And then December rolled around. And Loyola posted its summer courses. And educational philosophy was not listed. In fact, no education classes were listed. There weren’t even any Greek and Roman Mythology classes or literature classes, except for Introduction to Fiction (and considering I’ve had several short stories and articles published, and my first book comes out next year, I didn’t think this was the right fit for me).

I was convinced God was really, really laughing at my plans. It was one off those “Why do you hate me, God?” moments, even though you know He doesn’t really hate you. But then a week later, I received a shocking email that restored my faith in God’s love for me and brought me to . . .

PLAN D

I would go on pilgrimage to Rome for the Canonization Mass for John Paul II and John XXIII! I had entered a lottery for the chance to go with this very popular pilgrimage group. Out of over 800 people who submitted their names, I was one of 30 whose name was pulled out of a hat. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After a few tense weeks of waiting for approval from my school to take time off in April (and listen, getting that approval from my school was John XXIII’s second miracle), I readjusted my travel plans.

OK, forget the summer travel. I would teach summer school after all and just do my traveling earlier. What had started out as a year-long trip was now going to be a nine-day pilgrimage. I sped up my Rosetta Stone lessons. I had planned to finish them all by June. Now I needed to finish by April!

Time flew by. Before I knew it, I was on the pilgrimage, and it was definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience. However, it quickly became clear that I wasn’t getting the kind of experience I had wanted all along. I had very few opportunities to speak Italian other than to ask where the bathroom was (Scusi, dov’e il bagno?) or to ask how much a small gelato cost (Quanto costa un piccolo?).

So I came home from the pilgrimage feeling a little bit cheated. Mind you, the pilgrimage still had many, many wonderful moments, but I had strayed so far from my original plans to speak Italian, to live like an Italian, and to spend some time in prayer figuring out the next phase in my life. Although we spent a good amount of time during our pilgrimage visiting churches, I always felt a bit rushed and like I had to keep an eye out for when our group was moving on.

So it didn’t take long after returning home to devise . . .

PLAN E

A little thing I’m calling “Speak, Pray, Cook.” My plans may have downsized from a year to just a few weeks, but I’m back to the original goals. Starting tomorrow, I’ll be taking Italian immersion classes. When I’m not in class, I’ll be visiting a few sites and doing some very quiet, non-rushed praying in churches. Then on Saturday, I’m taking an Italian cooking class.

As I type this, it’s 5:00 p.m. in Rome. I’d like to tell you about my first day here, but I’m exhausted. Maybe if I get up early tomorrow (because I’m definitely going to bed early tonight!), I’ll write a post about my first day. In the meantime, I’m going to finish this panino I bought for dinner, and then chase it with about a gallon of water to replace all the fluids I’m sweating out in this 90 degree heat! Ciao!

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My Writing Process: A Blog Hop

Last Monday, Cynthia Toney tagged my in the writing process blog tour (or blog hop, if you prefer). For those of you unfamiliar with the term, a blog hop is a chance for one author to “tag” another author in order to keep a particular discussion running around the blogosphere while encouraging us to get to know other writers out there.

Cynthia Toney is the author of Bird Face, a young adult novel about bullying. She kindly tagged me to answer the four questions being passed around in this blog hop, so here goes . . .

1. What am I working on now?

Last week, I revised a short story that I had originally written in college in order to enter it into a short story contest. Now that I’m finished with that, I need to return to revising a middle grade mystery that I wrote two summers ago. I’ve got a lot of work to do on it, and quite frankly the Fourth of July activities this weekend have caused a bit of procrastination. πŸ™‚

2. How does my work differ from others in its genre?

I guess I should first explain what it’s similar to. The mystery is sort of like The 39 Clues series in that my main character must solve a series of riddles in order to inherit a fortune. However, unlikeΒ The 39 Clues series, my main character is a selective mute. He can’t talk to adults outside his own home, which makes the scavenger-hunt-style riddle solving a bit difficult. Also, he’s not trying to inherit the money to save the world. He’s just trying to save his little Catholic school from closing.

The book is also a little like The DaVinci Code in that the clues require my protagonist to decipher clues in the artwork in Catholic churches. It is, of course, different from The DaVinci Code in that there are no church conspiracy theories. πŸ™‚

3. Why do I write what I do?

I write middle grade and YA literature because . . . well, that’s simply my thing. I’m a middle grade reading teacher, so I’m always reading and discussing middle grade and YA books with my students. Junior high was also the time I began to dream about becoming a writer. In fact, in my eighth grade yearbook, each graduate had a page in which their responses to a series of questions were printed. For future career, I put down “author of teen novels.” I wonder how many of my classmates followed through on their eighth grade dreams.

4. How does your writing process work?

In fits and starts. Sometimes I’m consumed by an idea, and I simply have to write it out out. One spring break, I became obsessed with the idea of L.M. Montgomery’s book The Blue Castle becoming a movie. So just for fun (!) I wrote out the screenplay. I finished it in a week. It sits in a drawer.

My debut novel, Angelhood (available April 2015), was like that, too. The idea struck me on Saturday, October 29, 2011. In three days, I sketched out the main characters and the basic story arc. I had been planning on spending NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) drafting the aforementioned middle grade mystery, which I’d been researching for months. However, I was so consumed with the idea of Angelhood that I put away the notes for the middle grade mystery and wrote all of the draft for Angelhood during November as part of NaNo.

Other times my writing is exceedingly slow and laborious, or downright non-existent.

When I am writing, I definitely follow the Save the Cat strategy for basic plotting. If you’re a fiction writer and not familiar with Save the Cat, definitely check it out!

That’s it for my share of the writing process blog tour. Now it’s time to tag the next writer!

Margaret Reveira was away from the Church for 16 years, but returned, at the Lord’s directive, in September 2011. Her blog was designed to express her passion for Christ as well as to make people aware of His promises and covenant blessings. You can find her at www.exuberantcatholic.com.

 

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Monday Book Review: The One and Only Ivan by Katherine Applegate

The One and Only Ivan has been on my To-Be-Read pile for about two years now. I kept hearing how wonderful it was but never really found the time to read it. It’s a lovely story that deserves the recognition it’s received (Newbery Medal Winner).

IvanTitle: The One and Only Ivan

Author: Katherine Applegate

Genre: animal story

Age group: middle grade

Synopsis: Ivan is a silverback gorilla who was spent nearly his entire life in the company of humans, and most of that within the Big Top Mall and Video Arcade at Exit 8, where he has been the main attraction for years. It’s been a pleasant enough existence for Ivan who doesn’t remember much. His memory is nothing like that of his elephant friend Stella, who also lives at the Big Top Mall, and can remember all sorts of things before life at the mall. One day a new baby elephant arrives. Her name is Ruby, and when changes come to the mall, Ivan decides he must find a better existence for her.

This is the kind of book that fits right in with Charlotte’s Web, so if you’re a fan of that, you’ll like The One and Only Ivan, too. The best part of this story for me was Ivan’s voice. The whole book is told from Ivan’s perspective, and Applegate creates such a persona for this giant ape that you can’t help but love him. If you like animal stories or stories of touching (and somewhat unlikely) friendships, you’ll really enjoy this one.

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Win a rosary blessed by Pope Francis!

In celebration of my upcoming YA novel Angelhood (due out April 2015), I’ll be giving away several items purchased last April while I was in Rome for the Canonization Mass of St. John Paul II and St. John XXIII.

First up is a rosary blessed by Pope Francis during the Canonization Mass! It’s made from pressed rose petals, so it smells really nice, too!

There are three requirements to be entered to win:

  1. Like my author Facebook page. You can do so here.
  2. Comment on any of my Facebook posts with this picture:Rosary blessed by Pope Francis3. For shipping purposes, please live in the U.S. or Canada. πŸ™‚

Hurry! You must be entered by midnight central time on Monday, June 30.

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